milfsisyphus:

well the eagle eats my liver every day around 3pm, but otherwise i can meet when it best suits your schedule!

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butch–dean:

once these 15 million different stressful situations resolve themselves I’m gonna be so normal again. I can be normal and not exhausted

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horriblytasty:

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zexox:

Sorry if this is too kinky but can you hold my hand and tell me i mean a lot to you.

chongoblog:

God put us on this earth to be massive faggots together and I am not about to rebel against them

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bakwaaas:

the thing is I just need to become perfect and then I’ll be loved

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uncertainlys:

it will pass but like can i at least get an eta

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probuccalfat:

probuccalfat:

it’s fucking wild because one day you’re like i guess i’m not dying tragically young and you go to the store and you buy dental floss, ingredients for soup, and a bath mat

it’s this sentiment in practice, in day to day.

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spnblog69:

wulfhalls:

me contemplating the human condition

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